First of all: I like Italy rubber bands much better than Korea rubber bands. That probably makes no sense, but just know that Korea is much more painful than Italy.
Now, for something that is comprehensible: I no longer have a job!! I didn't quit but I didn't exactly get fired... they're just currently in a financial crunch and so can not pay me. As a consequence, I've entirely stopped buying stuff, except for chocolate milk.
And finally, I just found out that my father didn't know the seven continents. He was convinced Australia was a part of Asia. (He can name every country in Asia, though... try it, it's hard!)