I have finally driven a car.
And I didn't run into anything.
I drove five miles per hour.
And I didn't run into anything.
(I still panicked, though.)
Still. Wow.
Kievan thinks it's crazy that I'm almost sixteen, and I could've gotten my permit when I turned fourteen, and I've only just now ever touched the steering wheel of a car. Now people are asking when I'll get my license.
My answer (for now): Maybe when I turn forty.